Friday, August 20, 2010

Fawk You Friday

I feel like a bit of a traitor typing this up, I would never tell a Friday to fuck off. I love Friday more than I love sexy time .. nowadays anyway .... But I'm playing along with Boobies, Babies, and a Blog who I found through a fabulous potty mouth bitch where I basically get to tell all sorts of things to eat shit and die ...

BWS tips button

Fuck you ....

...nasty phlegm sitting in my face that I can't hork or spit out (classy eh?) tongs for ripping a chunk of my finger off

...shit eating flies that hang out on my back deck all day ( .. the fuck?)

...shitty ass weather idiots (you so know who you are)

...rising interest rates (hope you're enjoying my $9.21 random payments .. maybe you should stop calling your customers at EIGHT AM on a Saturday, then every hour after until THREE PM ... fuckers)

...BC fires for blowing stinky haze 500 kilometers directly at our city

...slow-ass drivers on the road

...parking dick for giving me a ticket

...(and die) muffin top bitch


That feels GREAT ... enjoy the rest of your Friday boys and girls.


  1. And all this JUST ON FRIDAY?????? LOL

  2. these are great!!

    Hope your Friday gets a little less FAWK :)

  3. LMAO @ parking dick!

    Love you glad our foul mouthed lovey CB brought us together!

  4. Hmmmm...

    Care to tell us how you REALLY feel??


    I'm sorry, sweets... *huggles*