Thursday, May 19, 2011

May 21, 2011

I've been too caught up in planning how I'm spending May long weekend, so I don't what all the hype's been about surrounding May 21, besides the fact that it's my birthday. That's right ....

So I had to do some reading, figure out what the hell is about to happen. This clears up a lot. Phew. I'm assuming that I wont be one of the 200 million going to heaven that day and this bums me out a little. I've already booked my trip to Disneyland in September and given that Sydnerella hasn't really done anything to piss God off that bad, I'll probably be going to Disneyland alone. If the earthquake doesn't destroy it. I guess that's just wishful thinking. Scrap that ... My kid did recently tell me she doesn't believe in God, she believe in Science. I guess she'll be with me until the bitter end. I feel ripped off because we wont get to see how Bella looks as a vampire, or pregnant. Another thing we'll miss out on is the Walking Dead, Season 2. Unless, of course, WE will be the walking dead. But I have a feeling it wouldn't be nearly as cool to have the world taken over by Zombies as it seems on TV. At least I have this guy close by ....

Wait ... the Rapture doesn't have anything to do with Zombies ... got off track there, sorry. Between now and October 21, I have a quite a list of shit to get done. I wont even waste my time with the marriage bullshit, but I think I'll get a ring. A big fat diamond ring. As a matter of fact, I think I'll get big and fat myself, there's no holding back now. And fuck this cold arctic weather, I'm going to Texas to float the Guadalupe River. Smoking Marlboro menthols and drinking American beer with clamato juice for as long as I can. Who's with me?


  1. Wait?


    It's yer birfday?!?!?!

    HAPPY BIRF DAY TO YEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Of course, zombies have everything to do with rapture... and tomatoes... and alcohol... 'specially in Texas...

    Don'tcha know??

    Happy Birtyday, sweets!!!


  2. I'll meet you there. Mine's a beer. Any variety as long as it has a high %ABV. And Happy Birthday!!!

  3. Happy Birthday SweetPea!! :-)
    We are just got Walking Dead from the library .. LOVE IT!
    Greg said something that all those who have died and believed in God will rise again to follow Jesus to heaven ... I thought they were already there, sounds like zombies to me tho. ;-) LOL
    Gosh, I thought the world was coming to an end tomorrow, didn't realize we have months to get stuff done. Where is my bucket list?

  4. Happy Birthday :o)

    guess I got left behind also:o(

    you getting married??? musta missed that post. congrats..

    and as for the Texas trip, don't get so drunk you fall off the raft and drown,,,that would make you early for the next rapture...LOL

    just saying...