Dear Mother Nature,
We're done! And we are at your mercy .. have been for a long time now. We apologize for whatever it was that made you punish us this way - most harshly. Whatever it takes for you to stop, we will do it. I speak for all Calgarians when I beg you to please stop making it snow. I am on my knees, and not in the good way. Almost to the verge of praying. We forgot and forgave when it snowed at the end of April, but this isn't funny anymore. Please. For the love of all things good and warm, make it stop snowing.
Sad, cold, wet,
I have no energy to write anymore letters, the weather has sent me into a great depression. The only thing that can take me out of it now is sexy time. And chips. I have almost lost the will to live. The little miserable letter was brought to you for Julie's blog. Click on the picture below to read more. They probably have a little more life to them ... I'm sorry, I can't go on ....