Thursday, May 20, 2010

... and the sun is shining ...



The sun came out yesterday and I figured I'd blog about it since sometimes I feel a darkness to my writing, bitterness? No bitterness here today ladies and gentleman (even though I did just call Sydnerella who talked very bitchy to me because she's 12 and has no fucking patience for her mother and how dare I think that I can call her and tell her to have a good day .....) Ok, now no bitterness .... I had a great day yesterday and still feel great. I've been car shopping, or browsing, since my transmission started to go ... and o mi gawd .... it's painful to drive. Embarrassing to say the least. It's not just the half front bumper hanging on for dear life, it's the time it takes to pull away when a light changes green, or how many times I have to pull over on a highway and turn it off, then on because it wont shift into a higher gear preventing me from going my usual mach 10 speeds. It's a mystery how I ended up with speeding ticket a few weeks back .. and let me add that the picture I received in the mail of my speedy lil shit-box sure made it look purdy .... It's not that I'm being picky with the car that I want to buy, I'm being cheap. Like I told the last pushy sales lady, I can afford the $320 a month for the next seven years of my life it will take to drive away with a brand new Mazda 3 with tinted windows and blue tooth in the steering wheel, I just don't know if I want to. I've grown accustomed to my lifestyle and I don't want to sacrifice anything. I paid daycare fees upwards of $420 every single month of my life since 1997 and since that stopped almost a year ago, I like having that extra cash laying around. I like paying someone to clean my house. I like being able to go to Texas every year without it sending me into debt. I like my expensive brand of cigarettes. And I like just having my hard earned cash to do with it what I want. I'm currently working Mazda and Toyota against each other and the one who can give me my air conditioning, alloy wheels, blue tooth, tinted windows, spoiler, zero kilometers, and everything else I want for the least amount of money is the winner! Toyota is ahead right now with free oil changes for the life of the car, but then again, the Mazda does have black interior ... ahhh decisions, decisions. But it felt good yesterday knowing that after all my past struggles, I'm living in a house that I own and have the means to purchase a brand new car off the lot. And I only owe $16 in taxes this year compared to the eleventy-billion I usually owe. Go Stacy Go. I was almost in such a state of euphoria yesterday that I decided enough time has passed and my beloved lady-bits had healed and since forgave me for the punishment I inflicted on it almost a month ago (read here if you need to be reminded ... ) It was starting to get a little outta control down there again so I took the advice of a friend from work, my bcwf, and went to place called frilly lilly, and no, I didn't get the Canadian wax, eh! I trust my bcwf who had the best interest of my angry beaver at heart and promised me that I would have a good experience at frilly lilly, and she was right. It was like a trip to a tropical resort, walking on white sandy beaches, all you can drink .... compared to my last trip to a war-torn third world country barefoot walking on molten lava. I love frilly lilly and I love my bcwf for sending me there. They had doors that closed, trained estheticians, didn't use waxing strips that pulled three layers of my special skin off causing me to bleed and scream and pass out, they just left me with an over-all good experience of having that ridiculous useless hair ripped out from it's roots. So long suckas .... I felt some discomfort, but no pain, and most certainly no desire to smash the lady hard at work down there in the face with my knee. Can't wait for T-Bone to see it in all it's glory ..... So fast forward to today, because I'm at work and should be working for my cash, the very last day that I will ever be 30 years old again. Unless of course sometime down the road, if me & T-Bone ever break up and I'm trying to score with a young stud, then I'll be 30 again .... But for today, I really am just 30 years young. And I'm celebrating by having the house cleaners come, then going for a 1 hour relaxation massage. Sweeeet! And tomorrow is when the party starts ... Me and T-Bone's birthdays a day apart? May-long weekend? ... hello rehab!

4 comments:

  1. Happy birthday a little early :) Glad to hear your lady parts survived this time. Love how you described all that, lol! Good luck on the new car thing. Someday I'll be able to purchase something new.....

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  2. I heart you, do you know that? I heart you! I am so proud of your own home and your ability to buy a new car and come to TX to sleep with me and all that stuff. I remember feeling like such a bitch when I was saying drop him, find a new job, MAKE your life better if you WANT it better cuz it ain't gonna happen on its own, but look at you now!!! You are fucking amazing and I heart you dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. YIKES!!! On the waxing stuff...

    Dayum!!

    ~shoes~

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  4. Happy Birthday Stacy. and T-Bone....

    Glad you had a better experience with the Wax job :o)

    Good luck with the car hunt...

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